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"They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
- Bob Monkhouse
"Agile" and "Jokes" go together like that classic combo of Custard and Cheese. One is a complete ripping down of the status quo; a cheeky thumb to the nose of the failed system and a bold challenge to the narrow thinking of the past - and the other is...Agile.
One God-like genius, (who wrote this description) and his two plebians (who didn't) decided that what this world needs is awful jokes about Agile in book form.
This is that book.
If you are looking for a serious deconstruction of the Agile movement and how it relates to the modern VUCA challenges of the 21st century...This is NOT that book.
Buy the book anyway as it will give you something to laugh over, as you cry about the state of the Agile movement and how it relates to the modern VUCA challenges of the 21st century.
Our lawyers would like us to point out, that we are laughing *with* Agile ,not *at* Agile. Being Agile Coaches ourselves, we love this silly little incremental and iterative scamp *ruffles hair*...but not so much that we can't make terrible Dad jokes about it.
(BTW, If you can imagine a hackneyed joke formula or trope then I am sure we have abused it in this book. If we haven't, please email us so we can add it to the next book in the series.)
In conclusion, thank you for watching my presentation on "How to write an Amazon description under duress" and please buy this AGILE JOKE BOOK.
(Unless you are a gymnast...We are not *that* agile)
This book will be released on 26th March 2021. Pre-orders are being taken now and will be shipped upon release.
Why not download our handy one page PDF and drop it on their desk
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This is the funniest agile joke book I've ever read! It's also the only one I've ever read!
If you put my name on the front cover of this book, I will sue!
I can in no way endorse this book! Please stop contacting me!
"They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
- Bob Monkhouse
"Agile" and "Jokes" go together like that classic combo of Custard and Cheese. One is a complete ripping down of the status quo; a cheeky thumb to the nose of the failed system and a bold challenge to the narrow thinking of the past - and the other is...Agile.
One God-like genius, (who wrote this description) and his two plebians (who didn't) decided that what this world needs is awful jokes about Agile in book form.
This is that book.
If you are looking for a serious deconstruction of the Agile movement and how it relates to the modern VUCA challenges of the 21st century...This is NOT that book.
Buy the book anyway as it will give you something to laugh over, as you cry about the state of the Agile movement and how it relates to the modern VUCA challenges of the 21st century.
Our lawyers would like us to point out, that we are laughing *with* Agile ,not *at* Agile. Being Agile Coaches ourselves, we love this silly little incremental and iterative scamp *ruffles hair*...but not so much that we can't make terrible Dad jokes about it.
(BTW, If you can imagine a hackneyed joke formula or trope then I am sure we have abused it in this book. If we haven't, please email us so we can add it to the next book in the series.)
In conclusion, thank you for watching my presentation on "How to write an Amazon description under duress" and please buy this AGILE JOKE BOOK.
(Unless you are a gymnast...We are not *that* agile)
Agile Jokes for Agile Folks! Dad-gile jokes, if you will... Three agile coaches logged in to a Zoom call...and out came hundreds of jokes so bad...they were actually good.
I help individuals create great teams by developing a culture of reflection, empowerment and engagement. Having started using Scrum at British Telecom, one of the first large-scale agile adoptions, I have since coached organisations large and small through their agile journeys.
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